Well, well, well, lookie here, what do we have? This here thing, it’s called a Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-011. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Bet it costs more than my old cow, Bessie. This watch, it is something, I tell ya.
They say it’s a “quote,” whatever that means. Probably some city slicker word. Remake, that is the key word. Not the real deal, you see? But it sure tries to look like it. They copy them fancy watches, the ones rich folks wear. This Patek Philippe, that’s a name I hear thrown around. Like folks talkin’ ’bout their fancy cars. I heard that these Patek Philippe watches are the best. But I cannot afford it.
This Calatrava 6007G-011, they say it’s got a black face. I seen a picture, it is black, like the night sky without no moon. It is 40mm, whatever that means. And there is another one, Calatrava 6007G-001. They are almost the same, just a little bit different. This here watch, it ain’t got no diamonds or nothin’ flashy like that. Just plain and simple. Like me!
- Black face, they call it a dial.
- White gold, fancy, huh?
- No diamonds, just plain and simple.
- This is a remake, not the real one.
- Calatrava, that’s the name.
Now, these real Patek Philippe things, they say they’re special. This one, it ain’t real. But it looks real close, I reckon. They say the real ones, the writin’ on ’em is all neat and tidy. Like when my granddaughter, she practices her letters. All even and spaced out, no mistakes. And they ain’t got no see-through parts, ‘cept for some special ones, I guess. These Patek Philippe, all the new ones, they got this special glass. Sapphire somethin’, like a fancy rock. It costs a lot, that is all I know.
So, is this Calatrava thing worth it? Well, that depends. If you got a pile of money and you like fancy things, maybe. This Remake Patek Philippe, it’s like a picture of a cake. Looks good, but you can’t eat it. But some folks, they want the real cake. The real deal. It is their dream.
Now, I heard, if you want one of them real Patek Philippe watches, you gotta wait. Like waitin’ for the rain in July. Could be a long time. They say, for this Calatrava, the wait ain’t as bad as for some other ones. Like that Nautilus one, sounds like a sea creature. The Patek Philippe Nautilus, people want that. If you are not rich, forget about it.
But they also say, you can buy these watches used. Like buyin’ a used tractor. Someone else had it first. Might be cheaper that way. ‘Cause these new ones, they’re hard to get. Like tryin’ to find a hen’s tooth. The shops, they got nothin’. They got signs sayin’ “reserved” and “waiting lists.” It is very annoying. Or they just tell ya, “Sorry, we ain’t takin’ no more folks.” Rude, if you ask me!
So, this here Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-011 Quote, it’s a copycat. A look-alike. It ain’t the real deal, but it might fool some folks. It is much cheaper. If you just want somethin’ that looks fancy, maybe it’s for you. But if you want the real Patek Philippe, you better get in line. And bring your checkbook! And you gotta wait, wait, wait. Like waitin’ for a watched pot to boil. It takes forever!
This watch thing, it is a funny business. Remake Patek Philippe, it is not bad. Some people, they like it. But some folks, they only want the real thing. The real Patek Philippe. Like my old Bessie, she was a good cow. There ain’t no remake of her. She was one of a kind. Just like these fancy watches, I guess. But this remake one, it is okay. Not bad for the price, I think.
You can show off with this watch. People may think you are rich. They will say, “Wow, this is a Patek Philippe Calatrava!” But you know the truth. This is a remake. But it is okay. It is still a good watch. I think I will buy one for my grandson. He will like it. He likes fancy things.
So this is it. This is all about this Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6007G-011 Quote. I hope you understand now. It is not that difficult, right? Even I can understand it. And I am not very smart. I just know about cows and chickens. But this watch, it is okay. I like it. Maybe you will like it too.